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Seeking for a Job?!?

WANTED!!!

18-35 years old, Female, HS grad who's willing to work in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia as a factory worker.

W/ free accommodation plus OT, 12K salary, 2 years contract. Requirements: Passport. Resume. 2X2 pic and whole body pic.

Date of interviews will be announced soon.

Interested? Leave Msg / PM me. iamlizeth@yahoo.com or call 09085933592 / 09156672240 (texts are seldom entertained)

Hiatus!


I'm on HIATUS!!!

Be Right Back Soon!!!

Max It!

Looking for a job is one of the hardest thing to do during this crisis. And the job interview is the most jittery part of the process that's why we do a lot of preparations for it to impress and prove them that we are the ones they were looking for. But what will be the best way to handle a job interview? Watch this latest commercial of Pepsi Max! They really did a great job on this because it is so funny! And I like how the guy smiled. (0:35-0:36) He's cute! Love it! Hahaha! Enjoy!

Feed Your Mind

Learning something new and unusual is fun and exciting, so I compile some trivia's I have learned in school (which is my favorite) to share with you that can add to your knowledge!



  • If the doctor says you have Bilateral Periorbital Hematoma, it means you have Black Eye.
  • Crying or emotional tears is the same as Psychogenic Lachrymations.
  • Singultus is the medical term for hiccups.
  • If you have Open Comedones in your face, you have blackheads or if you have Close Comedones, you have whiteheads.
  • You have Philematophobia if you are afraid of kissing.
  • Doctors call bruises a Purpura or Ecchymosis.
  • If your classmate has an underarm odor, he has Axillary Hyperhidrosis.
  • Cerumen is a synonym of earwax.
  • Pandiculation is the medical term for yawning.
  • Once your nurse says avoid Coitus, it means you have to abstain from sexual intercourse.
  • If you have fear of a beautiful woman, you suffer from Caligynephobia.
  • In case you feel an intense fear of becoming fat and you starve yourself, you maybe suffering of a psychiatric illness called Anorexia Nervosa.

My Layout is Still Under Renovation!



Maybe you have noticed that I seldom update my blog and I keep on changing my layout. I'm sorry. Well, I've been busy for this past few days. I have been addicted in studying this photo editing and html coding and it really hooked me. It's so fun! Anyway, I am still thinking about what design I will make for my layout because I want it to be something nice, clean, attractive and of course, unique. I already made 3 layouts but I'm still not satisfied with them. I am sharing those layouts I made so if you want it you can use it. (I'll post it next week) Just message me and I'll give you the codes. God bless and have a memorable vacation!

Apee Bertdey Two Mee!!!

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Guess who's birthday today?!

It's ME!!!

Yey! Happy Birthday To Me!

Hayss. I'm a 9 year old kid trapped in a 21 years old body! Darn!

I can't really feel I'm already an adult.

My heart and mind are stocked being a child.

Innocent, irresponsible and very naughty! Hehehe.

And ohhh! Guess how many items I got from my wishlist? None.

Hahahahaha!

But it's okay.

Just seeing my loved ones happy and healthy are all that matters!

Thanks for all who greeted me!

Kachow!!!



Listen, Watch and Laugh

Me and my boyfriend was debating about who's artist made the best cover of the song Listen of Beyonce Knowles. Is it Sarah Geronimo? Regine Velasquez? Charice Pempengco? Nina? Kyla? Sheryn Regis? Jonalyn Viray? Maricris Garcia? or Sugarpop? (I linked their names to their respective Youtube videos.) So we watched their videos of their own versions of Listen in Youtube. Yeah, they're Good. But no one matched our criteria. Why? Because we have big expectations. We want something that will make our hair stand on end! Tsk tsk tsk.

Until...

We saw this video of a little girl singing Listen. Yeah! This is it! We've found it! The best cover of Listen ever made! Woohoo! A complete entertainment, all in one! Bwahahahahaha! Exaggerated?!? Nah! Because this girl is really fantastic! She is a multitalented girl with a complete package of a real star! She has a powerful singing voice, a sexy gestures with a perfect expression of facial emotions that you will absolutely be carried away. But what I really like about her is that she has a great sense of humor. LOL. Watch the full video and be entertained. Ooops! And don't forget to focus and then pause in between 2:52 - 2:53, that's the climax! Hehehe. Enjoy!



If you can't figure out what's the climax, check out this photos.
(Click to enlarge)



Isn't it ironic? Don't You Think? Haha!




Blogspot or Wordpress or Something Else?

Since I cannot think of anything to update my blogs, I just made myself busy by blog hopping. I saw a lot of beautiful layouts! So cute, so artistic and so attractive! And I feel so envious thinking, "I want my blog to become something like that." So I checked their credits etc. and found out that it was all powered by Wordpress?!? Darn! I searched the internet and learned that Wordpress has more features than Blogspot like static pages, read more feature, etc. that is not available to blogspot. I am just thinking, what if I move my blog in Wordpress? Is that a good idea? Hmmm. Any suggestions? Which one do you think is better? Blogspot? or Wordpress? Or something else? I made an account in Wordpress by chance I make up my mind moving there. Hehehe. Anyway, please join my polls and help me decide what to do! By the way, thanks MARLON for helping me out yesterday! I really really appreciated that! God Bless!!!

Aydunno


I am very very frustrated of myself because I cannot think of anything to write to update my blogs. Hays.

My Birthday Wish List!

The love month has ended and the kiss of summer is just around the corner. It's March! And it's my birthday month! And in less than a month, I’ll be 21. Aww! And to give you a heads up of how expensive it is to be my friend, here is my wish list.

  • iPhone - A gadget which has an iPod Touch, cellphone, and camera in one is absolutely a must have for a music/picture lover like me!


  • Nikon F6 - For a girl like me, who once dreamt of becoming a professional photographer and wants to captivate every special moment of my life, this top-of-the-line professional camera is what I always dream to possess.


  • Handy Camcorder - any camcorder will do. Just want to have one.


  • Mini Laptop - Because I'm not satisfied with just a computer desktop alone. I want to have a computer which I can bring wherever I want to go.



  • Gretsch Drumset with Sabian Cymbals and Anti Vibe Zildjian Sticks. – This is what every drummers dream. To have a perfect pitched drum set.






  • Speaker and Component AV adopter - for my iPod Video Classic.



  • A Shopping Spree Experience – I have never been experienced a shopping where you spend thousands of money in just a day. I want to buy branded clothes, bags, shoes, sandals and a lot lot more!




  • A Total Fashion and Beauty Make Over - I want to rebond my hair, have facial and pimple treatment, put back on my braces which was dismantled last year, go to the salon for my nails, eyebrow and everything and anything that will make me feel and look beautiful.


  • This - I have no clue as to what this is, but I want it.

There you have it! So if you really want to make my birthday an unforgettable one, give me some moolahs for shopping or at least get me a Nikon F6. Is that too much to ask? Hahahaha! Anyway, my birthday is on March 30.

Make Someone Nosebleed Again!

Did you enjoyed the article I posted last January entitled "Make someone nosebleed"? Did you learned something from it? Or have you made someone nosebleed by using those terms? Well, if you answered YES, then here are some more medical terms that you can use to make someone nosebleed again!

  • Cutis Anserina or Piloerection - goose bumps
Situation: It's Halloween! You and your friends are talking about ghost and you feel goose bumps because of terror.
What to say: "Nyay! I'm scared! I feel Cutis Anserina all over my body."
  • Diplopia - impairment of the vision which results in a single object appearing as double objects
Situation: You're drunk and the objects around you appears to be double because of so much alcohol intake.
What to say: "Pare! I feel very drunk! I have Diplopia already!"
  • Strabismus or Tropia - crossed-eyes
Situation: You have an annoying "feeling pogi" neighbor who never remove his shades and you want to exasperate him.
What to say: "Dude! What are you hiding behind those shades and you don't want to remove them? Do you have Strabismus? Hahahahaha!
  • Flatulence - fart / farting
Situation: You're in the elevator and you feel ashamed because you just farted very loud. Now everybody is looking at you.
What to say: "What are you looking at? Is it your first time to hear a "Flatulence?"
  • Stertor - snoring
Situation: You're very annoyed of your new husband's loud snore.
What to say: "Honey! Please?!? I cannot sleep! Your Stertor is very loud!"
  • Sternutation - sneezing
Situation: You are in your ongoing class and the ambiance is very quiet but you suddenly sneezed very loud that destructed the whole class.
What to say: "Oops! Sorry about that Sternutation."
  • Eructation - burp / burping / belch
Situation: You are in a five star restaurant and you burped so loud.
What to say: "Oops! Excuse me for that loud Eructation."
  • Bromhidrosis, Osmidrosis or Ozochrotia - body odor
Situation: You texted your boyfriend that you want to break up with him. The reason is, you're turned off because he has so much body odor and you just can't take it anymore. Then he asked you why you want to split up.
What to say: "I just can't take your Osmidrosis anymore so just leave me alone."
  • Tinea Pedis - athlete's foot
Situation: You need to remove your shoes in your P.E. class but you're ashamed that your classmates might smell your athletes foot.
What to say: "Sorry but I don't want to remove my shoes. I have a Tinea Pedis."

Hahahaha! Isn't that cool?!? So come on! Show off your friends! Use these terms to make someone nose bleed all over again! Enjoy!

Titanic 2 : Return of Jack Dawson

While browsing some videos in Youtube yesterday, one title has really caught my attention...

Titanic II: Return of Jack Dawson


Whoa!? http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif

I am one of those silly girls who has gone crazy and has been addicted to the story and the cast of Titanic! And believe it or not, I have watched it for almost a hundred times. I swear! So when I saw it, I was really shocked and excited as well.

Out of my curiosity, i clicked and watched the video. And I was so amazed on how the story goes. According to the trailer, after almost a hundred years since Titanic sank and Jack died, the researchers have found the body of Jack Dawson under the ocean and he was covered with ice. And because of the high technology, they made him alive again! Wow! A fictional Titanic this time? Hmmm..

But sad to say, I found out that it was only made by an avid fan of Titanic and It's not really coming out of theaters. Haayyss. So sad. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif But still, I am really impressed of the video and to the person who made it because it seems to be really true! And if that would pursue, it would be a very big hit for sure! Right? Tsktsk.


Here's The Video I am Talking About:



Happy Cardiac's Day!



Happy Cardiac's Day!

or should i say,

Happy Hypothalamus Day!

Here's a trivia!

Don't you know that it's our Hypothalamus fault whenever you feel you're in love? Because Hypothalamus, a portion of the brain, is the one which is responsible in organizing and controlling many complex emotions, feelings and moods, as well as all motivational states including hunger, appetite and food intake, and everything to do with the concept of pleasure including satisfaction, comfort and creative activities and even our heart rate and sleep cycles. So when you're in love or got hurt, a lot of body mechanisms are affected. You can't eat and sleep, you may feel mixed emotions, your heart beats faster or slower. So it's not our heart's fault but it's our brain's! That's why when you love someone, better say "I love you from the bottom of my hypothalamus!" than "I love you from the bottom of my heart." And this is the reason why I believe in the saying --If you love, you must use your mind over heart.



How To Be a Drummer?



Percussion is one of the most popular instruments in the world. Playing with it can be very fun, cool and impressive. Like any other instruments, the drums are hard to learn. It is not as easy as it seems, as there is more to the drums than just hitting something with a stick. If you’re just starting out and have never played before, learning to play drums is very frustrating. That's why, most newbies begin to play and then soon quit. It's true that some people could easily cope up with the drumming skills faster than the others but it is definitely no reason to quit! If you get disappointed or discouraged because you can't play them very well, don't give up! With time, practice, and experience you'll get better. Then you can show off to your friends.



Here are some tips what you need to do to become a good drummer as you wanted to be!


  • Be Patient
If you're an impatient kind of person, then drumming is not for you because learning to play drums needs perseverance. It takes time to develop drum skills. Since it’s a combination of
coordination and timing, it will not come natural to you. That’s why you must develop it. Yes it is frustrating but try to keep your cool. It will come with more practice.


  • Can't afford to buy a drum set? That's not a problem!
If you can't afford to buy a drum set, it doesn't mean you don't have the rights to learn to play drums! You only need is your hands and your imagination. Listen to your favorite song and then try to go along with it's drumbeat. Imagine your left hand is for the snare, your right hand is for the cymbals, and your right foot is for the bass. Of course you need to be familiar with what it's sound so you know when to use which hands. In this way, you will be practicing your hands and feet coordination. Then when your hands and feet had been familiar with it, try to rent a one hour drum practice in band studios near you so you can apply it for real.


  • Practice, practice and practice
It isn’t realistic to expect perfection overnight. That's why you need to practice, practice and practice. Devote some time to practicing a simple beat. It may seem boring, but you have to stick to it. Play the same simple beat for several hours straight until you get the hang of it. And then eventually, you will find yourself improving and that will keeping you inspired!


  • Watch Videos
Surely, you will learn a lot from watching videos in Youtube or in other tutorial site and it's for free! I suggest to watch videos of Mike Jhonston and Thomas Lang because they are really are the finest drummer in our times and not just a drummer but absolutely a good drum teacher. If you want to learn a song, then there are some good people who post their drum covers in Youtube and you can obtain some techniques from them.


  • Do Not Compare Yourself
For some reasons, drummers will always compare their own weaknesses with another drummer’s strengths. There is really no way to feel good about yourself if you do that. Your style of drumming is your own, and you must develop it the best you can. You don’t need to drum like anyone else. Be your own best friend and realize you have something special the world needs to hear.


  • Keep Your Passion Stirred Up!
Just as what I always say, never never give up! Don't let anything or anybody drag you down. If you dream to become "the best drummer", then it will surely become a reality only if you will dedicate yourself on it and never loose hope.

There you have it! Better start practicing now. Who knows you'll be the next rockstar who will pump up the music scene tomorrow! So play your heart out!




Ria Bautista - My Admired Drummer!

Ria Bautista is the vocalist/drummer of a local band called Paramita. I really admire her because of her powerful voice and solid song writing. She is just one of the few talented girls out there who could play drums and sing at the same time. Since I am a frustrated vocalist and a not-so-good drummer, she is a success of my frustrations. She got all the talents I wanted to have - a good singing voice and a fine drumming abilities. When I first saw her performed, I was very astounded of her style. She looks very pretty behind the drumset. So impressing! She became my inspiration in playing drums and I really want to be like her. She is my all-time-favorite drummer and I will never be weary of watching her shows! Kudos Ria! I'll be rockin' and bangin' with you!



This is my treasured photo with my idol!



Nosebleed Week is Coming!


It's our Midterm Exam next week! Another thing that causes me to nosebleed again! Damn!








Make Someone Nosebleed!

Do you want to see your friends or foes nosebleed?

Yeah?!?

Okay, I'm going to share with you some terms I've learned from my Medical Surgical Nursing class that will definitely make your fellow nosebleed!

  • Rhinurrhea - common colds

Situation: Your slothful to go to school.
What to say: "Ma, I don't want to go to school. I feel sick. I have Rhinurrhea."

*For sure your mother will worry a lot and won't let you to come to class without knowing that it is just a common colds. Hahahaha.

  • Aphonia - lost of voice

Situation: Your teacher wants you to sing in front of the class but you're too shy.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry but my doctor said I have to rest my voice. I'm suffering of Aphonia."

*Wahahahaha! Your teacher might send you to clinic to rest instead!

  • Gigantomastia - large breast.

Situation: You saw a girl with a big bust and you just can't help to tell your buds.
What to say: "Look pare! That girl is so sexy! I love her Gigantomastia!"

*Wahahahahahaha! Instead of slapping you on the face, she'll might get impressed if she hears that! Lolz.

  • Micromastia - small breast.

Situation: A lady is flirting you but you hate her for having a flat chest.
What to say: "I'm sorry! You don't match my criteria. I don't like ladies who have Micromastia!"

*Bwahahaha! She might not fall asleep for the whole night thinking what was that means!

  • Gynecomastia - a man with breast.

Situation: A fat man with large unwanted breast is bullying you to death.
What to say? "Hey fat guy! Please, before going out of your house, try to wear bra! Aren't you ashamed of your Gynecomastia?"

*He will surely shut his mouth off and just walk away.

  • Halitosis - Bad breath

Situation: You're very pissed off of your girlfriend's foul breath.
What to say: "Please try to brush your teeth. Can't take to smell your Halitosis!"

*Hahaha. No hard feelings!

  • Dementia - loss of memory
Situation: Your teacher called your name for your graded recitation but you forgot the answer.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry! I can't answer it! I suffer from Dementia!"

*Wahahahaha! Bleed Ma'am bleed!


Now you know! Go on! Use that to make someone suffer from EPISTAXIS!

Huh? Epistaxis? What's that? Hahahaha! It's nosebleed!

Epistaxis

What is Epistaxis? Epistaxis is defined as acute hemorrhage from the nostril, nasal cavity, or nasopharynx. In Layman's term, it is simply called nosebleed. Hahahahaha. And why did I used this term to entitle my Blog?!? Simply because whenever I write a new post, I am suffering of Epistaxis! Wahahahaha! Nosebleed sa pag-i-English! Watdapak!






127 Messages Received!



"127 Messages Received".
That's what I saw when I grasped and looked at my phone after it's long period of idleness. I'm actually sluggish of reading text messages so I seldom use and see my phone that's why my unread texts laid up that much. I pressed the read button to find out what's in it. Exactly to what I have in mind, it's another bulk of poppycock messages that's invading my Inbox again! Watdapak! I'm really really fed up of those crap texts I receive in everyday of my life.

Like one text says:
"Group Message: Unlimited nako! Tara text. Sa Mahal ko, kain ka na hah. Mahal na mahal kita at di kita iiwan kahit kailan!"

What the hek!!! Do you really need to send that to thousands of people in your fakin fongbuk! Duh! We don't really give a damn to what you want to tell with your madafakin sweetheart. Okay?
Another text says:
"+EmoGoth Speaks! Fix Me I'm Broken!
+Now Playing: The Black Parade..
+A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call
To carry on"


Okay fine! You're an Emo, You're a Rockstar , You're a fan of My Chemical Romance and we don't really care.

Another Text:
"Hello Guys! Good Morning! Have a Nice Day! Don't escape you meal!" -sent 5 times everyday!
Hahahahaha! I promise not to escape my meal! Unless you put poison on it. Lolz.

Well, I must admit, I was a Text-Addict once upon a time but gone are those days! And Yes! I still send group messages just to use my unlimited registration but that is very rare. To read or reply for those nonsense messages? It's just a waste of time and effort. :(

Nurses' Chaos


If you ask a nursing student why he/she took up BS Nursing, the most common answer is: “Yun kasi ang gusto ng parents ko kasi indemand daw saka malaki ang sweldo sa abroad”. Because of this kind of mentality, the population of nurses and nursing students in the Philippines had become over abundant. Thus, the newly graduates are finding it hard to seek for jobs. The competitions among nursing applicants are very stiff. As what I’ve heard from my professor, even in applying for volunteers are very difficult making it hard to obtain the experience they need. That’s why, some nurses prefer to apply in different occupations other than a nurse.

I am an upcoming 4th year nursing student and these are the problems I am worrying about. Not only me, but everyone in my batch. Though we are aware of this reality, we don’t know what to do. We are now in the midst of it and it’s hard to come back. How about us? What future do awaits us? We should now find solutions to this mounting problem as soon as possible because we don’t want to be a jobless RN to join the rank of unemployed.

How To Court A Guy?

In our culture, we are accustomed to the traditions that the men are the ones who are responsible to do the the first move. And we, the ladies, are the ones who need to wait (wait and wait until we die) for the guy to court us. Isn’t’ it this is so unfair? Well, it’s 2009! We’re now in touch generation! Perhaps this is the time to set aside those “Maria-Clara-Like” beliefs. Consider this situation: You like a guy and you know he feels the same way. But he’s just so “torpe” to tell you or he’s so doubtful if you’re his “Ms. Right” and you’re so impatient to wait for him to do the move? Well that’s a big problem. Here are some tips how to court a guy with my own style. *wink*

  • Don’t be so obvious that you’re courting. Remember you are still a girl and needs to save the reputation. Be inconspicuous in your words and actions.
  • Impress him. Show him your best shot. Be friends with him and let him see for a great person you are.
  • Try to do things together. Like play online games together, study or do your projects together, or do some of the things he likes to do like playing basketball, biking etc. You know, guys are impressed if a girl can do what guys do. It can add to your “ganda points”.
  • Let him know you care. Text or call him once in a while. But never stalk him. Call him when you know he will least expect it just to let him know you were thinking about him.
  • Be funny and approachable. Let him feel he can be himself and talk to you about anything. Show your humorous side. Remember, guys love people who they can laugh and have fun with.
  • Be yourself. Don’t pretend you’re someone else. Let him appreciate you with whom you really are.
  • And finally, if you see that you are comfortable with each other and still he is so silent about “You and Me”, do the move! Tell him all about your feelings towards him. Don’t be afraid if he’ll reject you. Well, if he does. Who cares! At least you tried. But if he says yes! Congratulations! Let’s Drink! (Laugh out Loud).

Well, I hope this will also work for you to catch your Mr. Right because this are the tactics i did to make HIM, MINE!!!

See You at i.Ph!



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[F]ather[A]nd[M]other[I][L]ove[Y]ou

A complete and happy family is what i always wish for. I was raised by my mother alone, I grew up without a father by my side, and my siblings aren’t with me. We live in different places with different people, far away from each other. My dad has his own family (now he has 3 kids) and my mother has a boyfriend (atlast after 15 years) and me, though I’m still with my mom and I have a boyfriend, I feel left alone. Maybe that’s how life goes when your parents have to separate. The children has always to suffer.

When I was a child, whenever I see my parents quarel, it breaks my heart. There are times that i feel it was all my fault. But good thing, my mother never kept a secret with me. She tells me everything and let me understand all those circumstances in my family.

It’s hard to live with a disfunctional family. It’s sad. It’s lonely. But despite of that, I’m still happy because even if I only have less time to spend with them, I know how much they love me and how much they care for me.Thank God I have them in my life though they’re far from me.

If God will ask me what do I want before I die, i would definitely tell him that I want to see my whole family happy together. And I know He will never fails me. I can’t wait for the time that He’ll answer those prayers and I hope it will happen very soon. I Love You!


Another Reason to Smile!

My Tita Bheng gave me an award and I am so glad to have it!

How sweet
How Toughtful
How Goldilocks!
Hahaha!

Thank you tita!

CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

“May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.”

And I'm passing it on to the owners of the blog title list below!

Betamax
Better Than Reggae, Pot and Beer together
Blog ni Den
Crazy Concoctions
Cut The Crap
Free Angie in My Own World
Have a Break, Have a Duberkat
Mga Alaala sa Alapaap
Mitral Valve Limerent Prolapse
My Acoustic Room
My Confessions
Naks Naman
Nosebleed
Purple Worm
Simple Things Can't Be Ignored
The Reborn Moron
Think Of Me
Vanvan
Young at Heart